You know you're from Wisconsin if:

  1. Your definition of a small town is one that has only one bar
  2. Snow tires come standard on all your cars
  3. The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July!
  4. You can make sense out the words "upnort" and "Trivers"
  5. You can identify a Michigan accent
  6. You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50
  7. You hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.
  8. You know what cow-tipping is
  9. "Down South" means Chicago
  10. You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure.
  11. Traveling coast to coast means going from LaCrosse to Milwaukee
  12. The Big Three means Miller, Old Milwaukee & Pabst Blue Ribbon
  13. A brat is something you eat, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.
  14. FFA was the most popular club in high school – and you know what FFA is.
  15. You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else
  16. You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr.
  17. You were offended by the movie Fargo – furthermore, you did NOT notice an accent
  18. You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat
  19. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee
  20. You got a passport to go to Minnesota
  21. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon
  22. You know that Gotham is a real city
  23.  You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac.
  24. You know what a bubbler is
  25. You have cow paraphernalia around your house, including your pajama pants
  26. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce
  27. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed
  28. A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer
  29. You go out for fish fry every Friday – at the Corner Bar
  30. Your love you outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter
  31. You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
  32. You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
  33. You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
  34. You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.
  35. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving
  36. Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant beer mug.
  37. You know how to polka
  38. A Holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home
  39. You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop
  40. Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a baseball cap
  41. You tried to tap the Worlds Largest Six Pack
  42. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age
  43. You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend
  44. You know where the city of Waunakee is and can pronounce it
  45. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
  46. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.   
  47. There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning
  48. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
  49. You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above.
  50. When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt
  51. Bucky the Badger hangs on your Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsin Madison.
  52. You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent.
  53. Your three favorite spices are salt, pepper and ketchup
  54. When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we".
  55. You design you Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
  56. You own a cheesehead, but then doesn’t everybody?
  57. You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights
  58. Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak
  59. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
  60. You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow
  61. Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
  62. You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.
  63. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
  64. The local paper covers major headlines on ¼ page but requires four pages for sports.
  65. At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant
  66. You own at least one tie with a or piece of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme
  67. At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory.
  68. You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence
  69. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
  70. You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside.
  71. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
  72. You know which leaves make the best toilet paper
  73. Country Kitchen is the place to meet after the party
  74. You find 0 degrees a little chilly
  75. The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer
  76. You know what to do with a Blatz
  77. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.
  78. You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.
  79. You don't know that Schlitz, Blatz, and Pabst aren't brewed in Milwaukee anymore
  80. You know people who have tied dead animals to the hoods of their cars.
  81. You know what a "Supper Club" is.
  82.  Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a Packers hat
  83. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age
  84. You actually understand these jokes
  85. You forward them to all your Wisconsin friends